Triple-Dubya

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: February 16, 2003

by Bargaintuan
2-16-03
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
Thank y'all for coming to this press conference.
Mr. President, is war with Iraq inevitable?
WE WILL GO TO IRAQ, GIVE SADDAM THE BACKS OF OUR HANDS AND LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON HIS SANDY ASS!
But shouldn't we wait until we have proof that Iraq does indeed have weapons of mass destruction?
CAN'T YOU SMELL WHAT IRAQ IS COOKING?!