Superhero Sidekick Interviews

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: February 17, 2003

by Bargaintuan
2-17-03
So, what makes you think you would make a good sidekick for POWER-MAN?
Well, I can shoot this bow pretty good, and I've already got my own costume...
What's your name again?
I call myself THE RANGER.
Let's cut to the chase. Do you mind if people think we're a gay couple?
Well, as long as my anus isn't bleeding...