Blinded By Science

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: February 22, 2003

by Bargaintuan
2-22-03
We bring you an exclusive interview with Professor Pumpkin-Eater, famed astronomer and noted magazine reader...
My, you have big ears.
Professor, tell us about your amazing discovery.
Yes! My observations prove beyond a doubt that our solar system was bombarded by meteors!
Fascinating! Is there any danger to Earth?
Not to Earth, but Neptune is bruised and Uranus is bleeding!
I should have seen that coming.