I Am Woman's Stomach, Hear Me Roar

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: March 3, 2003

by Bargaintuan
3-03-03
Hey, I'm hungry. How about going out and getting me a burger?
I'm not your servant. Get it yourself.
I mean, I really don't know where you come off ordering me around. I have better things to do than to go get your freakin' burger! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?!?
I have a vagina.
Just a burger, or do you want the combo meal?