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Author: Bargaintuan

Date: May 2, 2003

by Bargaintuan
5-02-03
Today an Iraqi protest became violent, leaving six Iraqis dead. Coalition forces maintain that they were fired upon.
In other news, three new SARS cases have appeared in Toronto. One man is dead and the other two are in critical condition.
Any moment now, we are expecting a press briefing on the latest Palestinian suicide attack. We will go to it live once it starts.
Damn, I miss Enron.