Superheroes Have No Inner Monologue

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: May 26, 2003

by Bargaintuan
5-26-03
Ah! Another fine day patroling my fair city for arch-criminals!
Wait a second! My Danger Sense is tingling! Someone must be in trouble! I'd better leap into action!
Oh, wait. Never mind. I'm just horny.