A Classic Video Game Moment

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: June 6, 2003

by Bargaintuan
6-06-03
Woah! I have to get to the top of this building and save my precious Pauline!
Who the hell are you?
Donkey Kong had jury duty, so the union sent me.
Look, I can't carry you and climb ladders at the same time. So, would you mind climbing up to the next level yourself? That'd be a big help. Thanks.