But Where's Ed McMahon?

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: June 22, 2003

by Bargaintuan
6-22-03
Hello?
Hi. I'm here to inform you that you are the winner of ten million dollars from the Publisher's Shafting House.
REALLY? OH, MY GOD! I WON! WOO HOO!!! I'M A MILLIONAIRE!!!
NOW I CAN PAY FOR ALL THOSE MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS!
!