Iraqi Jack

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: June 28, 2003

by Bargaintuan
6-28-03
Saddam made me bury nuclear material in my backyard.
Really?
I planted some beans over it, and now I have this giant beanstalk. I climbed it once.
And what did you find?
Jack s#*t. No golden eggs, no golden harp. Nothing. Now all I have to eat is giant beans, and so my anus stays open 24 hours a day!
Yeah, I noticed when you were sitting down you were actually hovering two inches above the seat. Man, did you get gypped!