The Governator

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: August 23, 2003

by Bargaintuan
8-23-03
Hello. I am ä mächi—er, Arnold Schwarzegger.
If I am elected Governör äf California, I prämise nät to raise taxes or cät education.
Now, in the interest äf equal time, it is Gary Coleman's törn to get äp on the soapbox.
I get it. Soapbox. 'Cause I'm short. Very funny. Ha ha.