Almost Sex in the City

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: December 11, 2003

by Bargaintuan
12-11-03
Aw yeah, baby! I'm gonna make you bark like a dog!
Then what are you waiting for? Whip out that great big tool and let's get going!
Well, I don't think of it as a tool. It's more of a surgical instrument...
I'm so lonely.