Your Pants Are Definitely Too Tight

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: January 1, 2004

by Bargaintuan
1-01-04
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU PENIS ENLARGEMENT MAN!!!
Hello, everyone! Say, does anyone here want a bigger penis?
I do, sir!
Ok, then... SHAZAM!
AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
Hmmm... Maybe I should have told him to loosen his pants up a bit first...