Salt in the Zounds

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: January 20, 2004

by Bargaintuan
1-20-04
Hey, Jesus how's it going?
Not so good, Missah Jimmy. I's crucified!
Bummer. But you know, you're a lucky guy.
I ain't feelin' so lucky, an' t'at's fo' sho'!
Yeah, but how many guys can say they've been nailed three times in one day?
Oh, Lawdy! Dyin' fo' Man's sins is one t'ing, but you ain't said nuttin' 'bout no puns!