I, Tobor

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: July 16, 2004

by Bargaintuan
7-16-04
RARRRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!
You can't.
Huh?
The First Law of Robotics, which with every robot is programmed, states that "a robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
RARRRR!!! TOBOR WILL GENTLY CORNHOLE YOU!!!!
That's better!