Serenity

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: October 13, 2005

by Bargaintuan
10-13-05
or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Joss Whedon
Wow! When we got cancelled, I thought I'd never get to say this, River...
Well, this is a space opera with no weirdo aliens, no zappy blaster guns, and everybody talks like they're Texans.
...but now we're in a movie, and it's not like there's gonna be a sequel or anything...
I mean, this kind of stuff only appeals to people who hand paint plastic models of the Enterprise-C or possibly that robot from The Black Hole.
GET OFF MY GORAM SHIP!
I can beat you up, you know.