The Movie "Signs" In a couple of Easy Steps **Part 1**

Author: BartSimpson

Date: October 12, 2002

by BartSimpson
10-12-02
The Movie "Signs" In a couple of Easy Steps
I'm Mel Gibson and there is a crop circle in my back yard. *Cue Daughter Screaming for no apparent reason.*..*cut to my 9 year old son who just stabbed a german shepherd to death with a fork...*
YES WITH A FORK!!
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I am an alien! behold my superior problem solving skills as I run around at night waking up neighbors and jumping on roof for no apparent reason.
Nevermind the rational explanation We're ALIENS!