The Movie "Signs" In a couple of Easy Steps **Part 2**

Author: BartSimpson

Date: October 12, 2002

by BartSimpson
10-12-02
The Movie "Signs" In a couple of Easy Steps ***Continued from previous page ***
I have hind legs power ful enough to jump 10 feet onto roof tops, technology to conquer the nontrivial challenge of intergalactic space travel.
But I'll be DAMNED if I can kick down this wooden Door!!!
OH SHIT! 5 minutes left in the movie! Not enough time for a plausible ending, let's just allude to a victory over the aliens with vague refernce to the Middle East.
***************The End!**************
Fuck me in ozarks! you humans found our weakness: water. yes, we failed to relive that water--the most abundant substance on your planet--would kill us!!
Although we cant walk around freely without wearing body suits despite all the natural humidity and water vapor in your atmoshere. Agghhhhhh!