I knew it! It was a conspiracy afterall!

Author: Bastaard

Date: May 27, 2003

by Bastaard
5-27-03
... according to the prime minister of Turkey, the whole thing was thought of and worked out in a period of 5 years.
"5 years ago, we started to send people abroad marked as fugitives."
Therefore, having everybody in a different country, we can easily win all the televotes for the Euro Song festival!"
"..And this is just phase 1 of our 20 steps plan on world domination. Ph34r u5!"
Dewd, this is soooo bad.
I know, I'm way ahead of you. I'm in the pentagon systems now changing every occurance of "Siria" with "Turkey" now.