All comics by Battleganz

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by Battleganz
1-11-03
Whatever mom.
No more porno son.
You're right mom. Women are intellectuals. Like Kelly from school.
You know that it is degrading to women. It makes them seem like just objects when they are so much more.
B-But women are so much more than... awe never mind.
Wow! you're the coolest boy in school. Wonna look under my shirt.
Sure K-babe. meet me in the tool shed behind the school. I'll bring the video camera.

 

by Battleganz
1-11-03
The popular, non-quiet kids
Eh homie what's up? Where were you last week.
Got locked up.
Whadja do?
I was smikin weed with this prostitute and she looked at me funny, so I shot her.
And it's the quiet nice, quiet kids that everyone's afraid of now.
Hey suzanne. Watch out for that quiet kid over there in the corner. If you make him mad he'll come back and shoot us all up.
Got ya

 

by Battleganz
1-16-03
Now listen son. If you don't follow directions, you will get an F on the test if you do not sit in the designated seating area
Wha-
That's why the Earth Science teachers get paid the big bucks.
Now don't what me son. Just do what I just said. Do you understand?
Of course! Oh, eternal conqueror of the student body. Obeying you is my only life purpose.
Only 6 months 'til graduation.
Damn straight!
~Jackass.

 

by Battleganz
1-16-03
Drama! Drama! And more Drama!
Man.. that kid over there must be a genius. He is always studying
That Lame?
oh really?
Man that one 22% brought my grade to an A++++-. Oh, The humanity!
He's not really that smart.
Damn! That kid is dumb.
I copied all his answers on the final, I got a 22%. He's useless.
Krap! He's the only Lame we know. How are we gonna get through college now?

 

by Battleganz
1-16-03
You forgot "weakling".
Battleganz. you are a BUM a LOOSER and a LAME!
Normaly, Malery would say, " Get mad Battleganz! Say something back! Stand up for yourself!"
I can get more tail than you any day of the WEEK
I'll give ya 3 guesses. In the real world, time settles all scores.
I really shouldn't have robbed that 7-ll. I wonder what my girlfriend's doin' now.
Nice buns Sally.

 

by Battleganz
3-23-03
We won't rape their oil fields.
There has been a lot of accusation about this war being for oil. Is It?
Absoluletly not
We simply want to give them the gifts that "god" has given us.
We are there to liberate the Iraqi people from this harsh dictator.
Like the wonders of street-prowling porno pushers.
Whoo!
We are ready to send in food, clothing, and the TangVideo.cok video crew.

 

by Battleganz
7-15-03
The economy recovers from full frontal labotomy.
How about that Bush?
Eh?
That trip to Africa.
Yeah.
He must really love bla-
Shut up.

 

by Battleganz
7-15-03
Videogames are for kids. You need a woman to please.
Um-
Calculating .....
Uhh no, I clocked out at six.
Sweet merciful Gamecube!!!!!
When did all men turn into pussies?
Overtime is a bitch.

 

by Battleganz
7-15-03
This is racism! Only 3 black characters?
Pain to morality.
If we don't have at least 20 more "brothas" and "sistas" up in here
Oh please Mr. black man. Don't call the NAACP again. I'll get my white friends to see it your way. Power to the people!
A powerful, painful word. A dagger.
Help ! Help ! locked in the closet are we!
Que Hora Es!?!?!?!

 

by Battleganz
7-16-03
Orignal idea by evil_d :)
No prob mangled talking skeleton dude. Umm.
Hey kid. How bout handing me that Iced tea over there.
Please.
Here you g- Oh my god, you're a-a!!
Oh you silly little idiot. God can't help you now.
Help fund our nations Public School system!!!
Totally Bogus.

 

by Battleganz
7-16-03

 

by Battleganz
7-17-03
The first step to promoting safety in our schools is to ban these ultraviolent, brainwashing agensts. Videogames.
Ok senator Perfect. where are YOUR kids right now?
Hahahahaha
Don't try to pull me in some trap.
You know that I disowned that frigid, man-hating bitch of a daughter of mine decades ago.
Her and her fucking failure of a brother who just HAD to turn fagg and join greenpeace.

 

by Battleganz
7-17-03
2003...
Bang! Ouch! Bang! Ouch! Bang! Ouch! Just like on jackass.
Oh my god! It's Jesus! I mean-
Bang! Ouch! Bang! Ouch!
...
You know. If I were you I would...
Bang! Ouch! Bang! Ouch!
...
Oh go to hell! Asshole.

 

by Battleganz
7-20-03
I-Umm-S-Scuse me Mary. I was wondering if you could give me a kiss.
Oh. That's soo sweet. give me some time to think about it.
...

 

by Battleganz
7-20-03
Water. Water. I need water.
Look! There's water!
Oh wait. It's only Ice.

 

by Battleganz
7-20-03
United Air Sucks!! We should go online and book with ATA.
...
Good idea.
How does next thursday sound?
It's all good.

 

by Battleganz
7-20-03
Well the feds can't stop me now.
Yeah sure.
Hello little girl. I was just wondering. Do you need a male role model?
Woohoo!!!

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