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| Hello, I'm the former Prince of Nigeria. My kingdom was recently overthrown by the evil Blood Eagle tribe. My parents were both brutally sodomized and then shot in the face with lazers and missiles. | |
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| Now that I am all alone, I have nothing better to do than send desparate emails to short, stringy nerds from millions of miles away. Please send me $19438470297572034704...I'll let you wear my crown. | |
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