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| I know that you've spent hours waiting to be interviewed, but do you have 15 acceptable forms of ID, 35 references and 500 years of experence | |
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| Are you the child of a wealthy and generous business owner? Do you have 20 or more doctorate degrees, 99 billion dollars in the bank, lots of friends and a high-powered enviable social life? | |
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| All accept for the wealthy father bit. I was born homeless. | |
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| Sorry you little bastard. We can't hire you. Go get mugged or something | |
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