All comics by Beard

 

Tough love by Beard 9-16-05
Jesus had a hard life right upto the end... Do you know the way to San Jose? How long have you been here?	So , what are you up for? Know any good word association games?	Christ, I'm bored! I've got a woody!

 

Simple Pimp by Beard 9-16-05
What yo' so happy fo' ?	I have discovered that black holes are in abundance through-out the universe, why only today I have come across no fewer than sixteen!	Wipe them asses down my lil biaaytches. Tonight we dine on lobster!!

 

Reform school for girls by Beard 9-16-05
Break time Hi	?	As a Kite

 

T-2k by Beard 9-16-05
Sarah Connor? Sorry?	Are you Sarah Connor? You're about two thousand years out mate!	Bugger! You couldn't wank me off could you, while you're here?

 

Shelly likes things crisp. by Beard 9-16-05
Do you smell burning? Yup!	I wonder where it's coming from? It's my breath, sorry!	Shelly just couldn't get enough of that crispy burns victim cock down her throat. ?

 

Reform school girls2 by Beard 9-16-05
Can I take your order?	?	he he

 

reform school girls2(cont) by Beard 9-16-05
.....	Did you just fart?	Helens cunt reeked!! Nope!!

 

Oh Lord!! by Beard 9-16-05
Sarah Connor? F U C K OFF!!	I'll be back!!	Bollocks!!

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