Comedy Gold

Author: Beaz

Date: January 7, 2004

by Beaz
1-07-04
Hey! You're that guy who does the whole nail in the head bit!
Yes. Yes I am. Mr. Cumminsworth to you.
Say, you really are incredible! I see you in like... 1 out of every 10 comics submitted on SC! Can I get your autograph?
I suppose. I have a few pre-autographed pieces of paper here. Pardon the blood from my "bit."
Gee thanks, you're swell. I haven't seen comedy gold like you since Gallagher!