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Peterson's Inferno by BeckyB 5-17-03
So far you have done as I have commanded, Scott Thanks, now about that cool golf course you told me about...	There are just 2 more things I need from you, Scott. Ok, but the 19 virgins come with the golf course, right?	Geragoat and Whorealdo must do as scott says must do as scott says must do as scott says must repeat what defense leaks must repeat what defense leaks must repeat what defense leaks

 

Peterson's Inferno 2 by BeckyB 5-17-03
Checking out reflection in mirror Yeah, looking good... WHAT AN IDIOT!	Scott and Amber I want to marry you and spend the rest of my life with you! Oh I do too!	Scott and Bubba Hey, you're going to be my wife for the rest of your life, heh heh heh. Mommyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

 

Other blogs got nuts, Loretta's don't by BeckyB 5-20-03
Troll Remorseful (sung to the tune of "sometime you feel like a nut") Sometimes I feel like a troll! Sometimes I don't! I like to pretend that I'm smart, and have a job that I don't!	When you let me...or me...or me...or me...or me...or me...or me...or me...or me... come into your world- I'll string you along...	Blogland OUT damn trolls! YEAH, go back to where you came from!

 

Perfume on a Pig by BeckyB 5-24-03
Geragoat tries to get Scaught to remember all the names of the women he had affairs with: C'mon man! The more names you can remember, the better you look! Uh, well let's see...there's Amber, Mary, Vicky, Pat, Rose, Lisa, Jo, Babs, Minnie, Daisy, Andie, Shelly, Nina, Joy, Geri....uh....AWW...there's NO WAY I can remember all their names!	QUICK CAPT KIRK-SPRAY SOME PERFUME ON HIM NOW! WE'RE LOSING HIM!!!	Oh yeah, right...there's Mary Jo, Ginger, Marsha, Liz, Maria, Dawn, Cheryl, Joan...this is just from last year, is that o.k.?

 

Peterson's Inferno 3 by BeckyB 5-24-03
Santa and Elfie loading up sleigh Let's load up the next present elfie! Where's this one headed? "Scaught Peterson, Modesto CA	Early morning Dec. 24th, Scaught Peterson lurks in the shadows disposing of evidence "Have to hurry, nobody can see me here now, (panting) wonder if the water is deep enough, WHERE DID I PUT THOSE DARN PLIERS? Man, if only I could TALK!!! Maybe if I nibble on Ted's shoes a bit more he'll start to understand what I'm trying to tell him!	Santa sees what Scaught has done Elfie, do you see what I see? Put that present back, it goes to someone who deserves it. Hmmm...let's see...Loretta has been EXTRA good this year-it goes to her!

 

Peterson's Inferno 4 by BeckyB 6-08-03
If you don't think of something that will make you cry instantly, I'll be hammerin' this nail into your thigh under the table in court, ya hear? Sorry, my CRYAGRA must have expired. Hmmmm...what can I think about....	Ok, let's see...Laci? No... Connor? No... Mom? No... C'mon, there's got to be something! THINK MAN, THINK!	My classical book collection? No-I can get copies here... OH NOOOOOO NOT THE SUPER BOWL! I CAN'T MISS THAT! WAHHHHHHHH............

 

Scott's Inferno 5 by BeckyB 6-09-03
BeckyB watches the Rocha's talk about Laci I can't even imagine what Laci's mom must be feeling right now. "Laci was so outgoing and loving...I just miss her so much."	Meanwhile at the Pityourson's house... (psht)ACKKKKK...those conniving Rocha's (psht) are turning the world against (psht) our precious baby!! Get (psht) on the phone NOW Lee, call them (psht) up and tell them he didn't do it (bsh*t)!	And in Scott's jail cell... Ok, the next yoga position is...ahhh, yes...the ostrich.

 

Scott's Inferno 6 by BeckyB 6-21-03
Once again, Geragoat consults his online ouija board in search of answers to help clear his client of murder... "S - A - T - A - N - I - No no! Not satanic cult again! I've already used that. Let me try again....	M - A - C - A guy named Mac! Yes, wonderful! I must call Geraldodude or Yawn Abrams right away!	- K - E - N - Z - I - E

 

Loretta the Talented by BeckyB 6-23-03
It's 11:55 p.m. and our roving reporter is at Borders Bookstore..... We are here today because of the overwhelming response to several books that go on sale at 12:01 a.m. I can't wait to buy Loretta's book "Narcissism for Dummies" for my mom, and I'll get her "Blogging Beauties" book for me! Dad wants "The Ultimate Crime Book". Hope I brought enough money!	I don't care how long the line is, her spaghetti sauce recipe in the new cookbook will be worth the wait! Her comic strip and quiz book are so cool!	I'm buying her "What your mom never told you" book. It's all about moving and men! Jack, back to you in the studio. In the meantime, I'm going to be talking with some customers that claim they are "misfits" and have some sort of connection with the author. Back after the break.

 

Home on the Range Elementary School by BeckyB 6-27-03
Overheard in the Principals Office Mr. Principal, sir, you need to clarify who is covered by this rule and who isn't. If that girl keeps looking at me that way, I'll be forced to defend myself and I'll be back in here...	...you are the only one that can change the rule so that boys CAN hit girls!	Son, have you considered a career in law?

 

Signs you are watching too much trialtv... by BeckyB 6-28-03
Conversation between my 7 yr old and 6 yr old You are TOO guilty! NO I'M NOT!	ARE TOO! AM NOT!	ARE TOO! I'M GETTING A LAWYER!

 

Larry is a big wussy by BeckyB 10-29-03
Larry bashes Nancy Grace Nancy, we have Lee P on the line and we are both about to grill you and try to make a complete fool of you. What a-holes!	Larry bashes Gloria Allred Gloria, for the 5th time, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN THAT COURTROOM FOR THIS PRELIMINARY? What an a-hole!	Larry bashes Terri Schiavo Michael, you poor, poor thing. I can't believe you have to go through this. How in the world are you handling this? You must be traumatized. I'm doing it all for Terri, Larry.

 

Trick or Treat on the LKL show... by BeckyB 10-29-03
Larry browbeats Gloria about her court appearance today Why are you in the courtroom? How can we KNOW KNOW you won't tell Amber what's happening in there? You have atty-client privilege so nobody knows what you are telling her, right? Larry, I have every right to be in that courtroom and I think the judge knows that I'm not about to say anything to Amber that I shouldn't.	He's relentless! Can we put a tape on you? WHY does Amber need you? Is there going to be a lawsuit? You can't object to anything sitting in the audience, so why are you there? Amber is a victim? Why? WHY? Larry, I'm there as her support and her advisor, and YES she is a victim of Snott Peterson!	After the show, in LK's dressing room.... Hey Larry, thanks for letting me dress up like you tonight. I couldn't WAIT to get on Gloria's case! Nobody will ever know it was me. Tell Pixley I need his mask back soon! No problem, Mark! I bet you were sweating under that mask with all those lights. We N's have to stick together you know!

 

Dumb comicstrip by BeckyB 11-21-03
Kobe Thanks MJ!	Rush Thanks MJ!	Scott Thanks for taking the heat off, MJ, but I need my lawyer back pronto.

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