Perfume on a Pig

Author: BeckyB

Date: May 24, 2003

by BeckyB
5-24-03
Geragoat tries to get Scaught to remember all the names of the women he had affairs with:
C'mon man! The more names you can remember, the better you look!
Uh, well let's see...there's Amber, Mary, Vicky, Pat, Rose, Lisa, Jo, Babs, Minnie, Daisy, Andie, Shelly, Nina, Joy, Geri....uh....AWW...there's NO WAY I can remember all their names!
QUICK CAPT KIRK-SPRAY SOME PERFUME ON HIM NOW! WE'RE LOSING HIM!!!
Oh yeah, right...there's Mary Jo, Ginger, Marsha, Liz, Maria, Dawn, Cheryl, Joan...this is just from last year, is that o.k.?