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Author: BeeJ

Date: June 2, 2004

by BeeJ
6-02-04
Dissention among the inanimate objects.
Pinata -- I'm the most popular toy here!
Soldier -- No, I'M the most popular toy here!
Even characters that aren't involved get into the story.
Microphone -- Shut up. People play with me the most.
Squirrel -- but I'm cute and cuddly! I'm played with the most!
Jane -- Shut up, squirrel. People do that to me, too.
Jake -- Hey, I'm horny. If you won't go for it, I'll go back to Tim's house and get hammered.