This is my chance at satire and stuff

Author: BeeJ

Date: June 15, 2004

by BeeJ
6-15-04
Friday night.
Hiller - BeeJ! It's midnight! What are you doing in a grocery store at this time of night?
BeeJ - Dude, I'm getting my mack on.
Sunday night.
Val - BeeJ, it's 5 in the morning. What are you still doing at my house?
BeeJ - Dude, I'm getting my mack on.
Any night after a Top 25 concert.
Police - Dr. Touchton, the concert's over. What are you doing with all these kids at your house?
Touchton - Dude, I'm getting my mack on.