Channel 3 News at 5:30- Day 1

Author: Beeko180

Date: October 11, 2008

by Beeko180
10-11-08
Good Evening ladies and gents. I'm Tom, your local News Reporter giving you Fresh News from the studio!
Our first story for today is about a local Fireman fireman has saved a house in the small town of New York.
Uhh. Don't you mean big city of New York.
God Damn you Frank why decide to trick me on Anchor Day. Anyway, In other news doctor Bob has found the cure for lung cancer! Bob?
Well, Tom it's quite simple. You get a cigarette and shove it down their throat. That'll stop em' surely.