Jack Sparrow and the Philosophers Stone: Dating Service

Author: Beeko180

Date: October 14, 2008

by Beeko180
10-14-08
Crack that whip! Give the past the slip! Before the Cream sits out too long! You must whip it! Step on a crack! Break your Mama's back! When a problem comes along!You must whip it!
When something's going wrong! You must whip it! Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good!
My Name is Jack Sparrow, I'm 42 and I live on a ship. My pay depends on how many desert-islands I get marooned on.