Captain Cruise And The TV Remote

Author: Beeko180

Date: April 29, 2009

by Beeko180
4-29-09
Captain, the aliens will be here any minute and my gun won't work.
That's because I replaced it with the the TV remote.
Why the hell would you do that?
Spock said he'd give me fifty bucks if you suddenly fell on the ground and layed there in a motionless fit.
OH MY DEAR GOD!!!!
Sorry, I accidentally activated the taser.