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| Captain, the aliens will be here any minute and my gun won't work. | |
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| That's because I replaced it with the the TV remote. | |
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| Why the hell would you do that? | |
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| Spock said he'd give me fifty bucks if you suddenly fell on the ground and layed there in a motionless fit. | |
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| Sorry, I accidentally activated the taser. | |
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