Petey Weety's Standup Routine

Author: Beeko180

Date: May 3, 2009

by Beeko180
5-03-09
I just had the most marvellous thought!
What if I were to rip out my lungs, shove em in a trash compactor, take them out. Then I'd shred them and wrap the remains in gift wrapping and give it to my wife?
Boy is she gonna freak or what!