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| Yu may have noticed this, but humans enjoy pushing buttons, pulling levers and even flicking switches. | |
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| I've been doing some research lately and it turns out that the act of pushing a button or any such object is somehow related to that of killing people. | |
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| Now, stay with me here. I've been testing out this result and apparently people who are in jail have done less button pushing or such, than people who aren't. | |
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| This is all over my head, but you can see from the statistics that this is just a load of collywop and that scientists just have way too much time on their hands. | |
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