Captain Jerk

Author: Beeko180

Date: March 9, 2010

by Beeko180
3-09-10
Are you happy now that you've got us stranded in the middle of the Sahara Desert with nothing but a packet of mentos to live on?
Actually I kind of ate the mentos.
All of them?
Yes. And that water I gave you? I put salt in it.
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