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| I be saint Nick's brother in law, This be why I'm knockin' yo door. Unlike me brother, my swag has booty and no fireplace means I won't get sooty. | |
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| But you my friend were naughty this year, which frankly means, I can't offer you a beer. Next year be nice to Mrs. Wank, and you won't have to walk the plank. | |
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| It's the day before Christmas Eve, you were supposed to go to Australia first. | |
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