On Every Morgan Freeman Movie Ever Made

Author: Beeko180

Date: August 31, 2015

by Beeko180
8-31-15
I'm secretly Morgan Freeman but we'll never mention that because it'll be plainly obvious throughout the movie as I'll essentially be myself with no real variation in persona whatsoever.
Really? Fuck, you're wise.
I'm also really black.
Ha, Ha! I find your light-hearted references to black stereotypes amusing!
Towards the end of the film it will inevitably become apparent that my role could hypothetically be replaced by a member of the on-set "janitor-squad".
Or pretty much anyone! But I don't care. I love you because your voice fucks me sideways in the ear! Ha, Ha!