Funtime with Duct tape and cotton panties.

Author: Beelzebozo

Date: February 21, 2001

by Beelzebozo
2-21-01
Isn't it great to be a cute little Asian girl?
Don't ask me, sister. You might be cute, but I look like Joe Pesci with pigtails.
So that explains why I get all the action, huh?
I wouldn't be so cocky, wench. I may be ugly, but you've got a sausage dangling under that skirt.
Eat me, Pesci-bitch.
Sorry, Mister, I've already had my daily allowance of pork.