Socialism As Muzzle-loaded Practical Joke.

Author: Beelzebozo

Date: February 21, 2001

by Beelzebozo
2-21-01
Time to die, you rebel scum!
Do we really have to go through this pathetic charade again?
What are you talking about, Secesh?
Don't you see that our enemy isn't each other? It's the entrenched capitalist system that destroys class consciousness by fostering nationalism and war mongering!
You may have something there, friend. Maybe proletarian solidarity IS the key to equal and fair treatment for all mank---
BANG! Got you, Reb! I can't believe you fell for that "Workers of the World Unite" horseshit! I got it off the back of a box of Karl Marx brand Cocoa Puffs!