Get Used to Near Beer.

Author: Beelzebozo

Date: February 21, 2001

by Beelzebozo
2-21-01
Somewhere in the Sky over Golgatha, early thirties, A.D.
Forgive me father, for they....hey, what's the dilly, yo?
Greetings, Earth-Man. We have abducted you from your execution.
Shit, you've got to get me back there. I have to die for the sins of mankind, so that the people can reenter their covenant with God.
Sorry, we're already out of orbit and we've got some dynomite probes all ready for you.
Oh, well, I guess Earth will have to settle for that Muslim shit that's coming up in a few hundred years.
Try to relax, Mr. Christ. Just think about the nails embedded in your arms and legs...this is going to be a little cold.