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by BenSkeleton
12-22-02
So I've had a great time tonight.
Yeah me too. So.. what do you want to do now?
Fuck your brains out
...
Welcome to Hell.
I dunno we should probably go inside.
retard

 

by BenSkeleton
12-22-02
So, I'm not doing anything this weekend...how about you?
Yeah, I'm probably not doing anything either.
Ok...back arched...breasts out... he's bound to notice...
So...
It gets worse folks...
...I'll see you on Monday.

 

by BenSkeleton
12-22-02
1:00
Boy, the stars sure look keen tonight.
Yeah, we should lie down in the grass.
1:02
Yeah, this is good.
I'll just lie on top of you.
8:30
I wonder if it's okay to make a move yet.
..huh, what the fuck? What time is it?

 

by BenSkeleton
12-22-02
Joke Interlude.
Ok...What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walks on the moon...
...and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.

 

by BenSkeleton
12-22-02
Joke Interlude 2.
Hey, what's better than sex with a ten year old Korean boy?
I dunno. What?
Nothing!

 

by BenSkeleton
12-22-02
Wayback. Someday.
So I was like..uhh..thinking..maybe you'd want to go to the dance with me?
Sure, that sounds like fun. I'll give you a call tomorrow night?
Tomorrow Night. 11:50.
Well, I guess it's still technically night, she'll still call.
The Night of the Dance.
Yo dude...like, why is my date dancin with that guy?
Shit boy. You got shared. She's here with Chris, Roustam, Landon, Jabari, Matt, Melissa and half of the 9th grade.

 

by BenSkeleton
12-22-02
Blockbuster Video. Mid-day.
I see you are renting the Fellowship of the Ring. Gonna see Two Towers tonight?
No, I couldn't get tickets. It's sold out for like 2 days.
Five minutes later. Much LOTR talk.
Wow, this girl sure is rad. We have so much in common. I wonder what we could do on a date?
Wow, this guy sure is cool. We have so much in common. Not too bright though.
And so our protagonist misses an oppurtunity to sit in a darkened theater for 3 hours with his idea of a perfect girl. Jesus H. Christ!!
Well, enjoy your movie. It's due back next Tuesday by noon. Have a good day.
He's kidding, right?

 

by BenSkeleton
12-22-02
Hey, how's it going today?
Pretty good. Say I was wondering if you might be interested in going out with one of my friends.
Hmm...if I go out with her friend then she'll notice what a great boyfriend I am. Then we can finally move our relationship out of the platonic stage.
Soooo...?
And so our friend agrees under clouded pretense...
Shit. What the fuck did I do?
Hi. I'll be ready in just a second. Just gotta finish this...BUUURPPP!!

 

by BenSkeleton
12-22-02
Hi there. I am Ben Skeleton. Luckily they had a graphic that suited my off-beat name. I thought that since we already had a few strips that I would give everyone a name. Here goes...
Hi, my name is Ben. I am the main character. I'm dense as a rock when it comes to girls. Follow me on my adventures (or should I say misadventures...haha) in meeting girls
Hi, I am here to represent every girl that the author...oops...i mean the character...has ever had problems with. I don't really have a name.
I'm telling you. Doonesbury does it all the fucking time. It'll be funny.
...shit.

 

by BenSkeleton
12-23-02
So, I am back in my hometown for the holidays. What did we used to do in this town to fend off boredom anyhow?
Drugs.
Oh yeah.
Yep.
So...wanna go pack up a bowl?
I thought you'd never ask.

 

by BenSkeleton
12-30-02

 

by BenSkeleton
12-30-02
What? What? What?
What? What? What?

 

by BenSkeleton
12-30-02

 

by BenSkeleton
12-30-02
Mwah ha ha ha ha.

 

by BenSkeleton
12-30-02

 

by BenSkeleton
12-30-02
Hard work and determination yield results.
I don't feel like writing.
Clone Panel.
Hard work and determination yield results.
I don't feel like writing.
Clone Panel.
Hard work and determination yield results.
I don't feel like writing.
Clone Panel.

 

by BenSkeleton
1-04-03
Its warm in California.
Everywhere else sucks.
It's fucking cold in Maryland.

 

by BenSkeleton
1-09-03
Ok...so, a lot has happened in this last week, but none of it will be recorded here. Not that it matters to anyone...especially you, fish.
See, I've fallen for a girl that is absolutely incredible, but there are many unfortunate circumstances is unattainable.
Problem is, I've fallen pretty hard for her and really can't get her out of my head.
Jesus, shut the fuck up. I'm a goddamn fish for christsake.

 

by BenSkeleton
1-20-03
Day 5
or is it 6.
All the days run the fuck together.

 

by BenSkeleton
1-24-03

 

by BenSkeleton
11-11-03
So fish, I'm engaged now.
...
...
Just let it sink in.
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