AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

Author: Benco

Date: November 7, 2002

by Benco
11-07-02
HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE TO COMMIT SUICIDE LEAVING FAMILY A NOTE ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE EVER
DONUT I'M NOT SO BIG ON THE SUICIDE IDEA
RY0 THEN HERE'S A BETTER ONE, AND ONE I USUALLY FAVOR OVER SUICIDE
FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH
FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH HAS ALL THE BENEFITS OF SUICIDE, AS WELL AS SOME MORE REALLY FUCKING AWESOME PERKS, LIKE ATTENDING YOUR OWN FUNERAL IN DISGUISE AND SEEING HOW EVERYONE REACTS TO YOUR DEATH
BUHH HEY I'M TOM SAWYER