NOW THEY'RE JUST RANDOM AND OUT OF CONTEXT

Author: Benco

Date: January 20, 2003

by Benco
1-20-03
WOW I HAVE JUST ENOUGH TO COVER THE COST OF THIS PIZZA HERE. LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY ISN'T GETTING A TIP!
OFFER HIM A SLICE OF PIZZA
I'LL GO "HERE'S A TIP: DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, FATTY!!!!"
NO, TELL HIM TO QUIT HIS DAY JOB BECAUSE HE'S SO PATHETIC AT IT
I'LL TELL HIM TO DO BOTH
HOPEFULLY HIS HEAD WILL EXPLODE