TILL I MET ADV I THOUGHT FELLATIO WAS A GUY IN "THE TEMPEST"

Author: Benco

Date: January 20, 2003

by Benco
1-20-03
LEMMER TAKE A CHICKEN WING OUT OF IT AND SAY "I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE PIZZA AND THIS MANY WINGS... TAKE THE OTHER ONE BACK"
YOWZA IT'S $17.27! I'LL NEED THREE QUARTERS STAT!
(Several Minutes Later)
OK I FOUND ENOUGH FOR A TIP IN MY DAD'S STATE QUARTER JAR
IF HE ASKS, TELL HIM RHODE ISLAND WASN'T REALLY A STATE ANYWAYS