FACTS OF LIFE 1: Yamaha did not invent the menstrual cycle

Author: Benco

Date: January 21, 2003

by Benco
1-21-03
Fish got something pregnant?!?!?!??!!?!
FUNK APPARENTLY
Good god, he's only five years old. :(
I KNOW! HE'S SO TINY
If you're under 20 and you have a boy you have to call it "Darren" and wear a white cap for the rest of your life.
If it's a girl, suitable names are "Christina", "Britney", "Beyonce" or "Enrique"