MAX PAYNE 4: Hard Boiled Fiction?

Author: Benco

Date: July 4, 2003

by Benco
7-04-03
"I walked in my front door to a hellish sight: somebody had made a mess of my kitchen, and they'd done a thorough job of it. A carton of eggs lie capsized on the floor, each individual egg shattered."
"Looking at this, the annoyance boiled within me, boiled like an egg. "I knew that if I wanted breakfast, I was going to have to face the mean december streets to buy some more eggs. And some milk."
"Soon I was out on those cold streets, the snow was like sugar, only when i put it in my tea it failed to sweeten it, just like I could never sweeten my wife."
"I reach the store, but its only open for one more new york minute. I fall."