POLITICAL ANIMALS 6

Author: Benco

Date: November 16, 2003

by Benco
11-16-03
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR
IM VOTING LIBERAL BECAUSE CHARLES KENNEDY LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF MAN WHO ID SLEEP WITH
Liberals. They've got no idea what to do, so it's kind of the same as voting anarchist. And anarchists make me giggle. The Liberals'll get in and go "Oooh, er, um. What do we do now? HELP PLZ :("
"GEE WHIZ THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE 1908 GUYS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOMEN CAN VOTE?!"
"THERE'S BEEN A SECOND WORLD WAR????"
THE FIRST THING THE LIBERALS WOULD DO IN GOVERNEMENT IS TO CHANGE TO PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION, THE SECOND THING WOULD BE GO TO SLEEP