True Confessions

Author: Benco

Date: January 28, 2004

by Benco
1-28-04
one time i was talking to this girl who was a good friend of mine and i was like "can i ask you an extremely personal question"
and she's like "sure" and i'm like "no you'll probably be offended"
and she's like "no i won't" and i'm like "no seriously will you please answer it no matter what at least" and she's like "ok"
and i'm like "do you wash your butt?"
and she hasn't talked to me since