I don't want to be Elfstar anymore. I want to be Debbie.

Author: Benco

Date: July 9, 2002

by Benco
7-09-02
HA HA YOU THINK CHICKEN MC NUGGETS ARE BAD
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SLIM JIMS
AND NOT JUST SLIM JIMS, THOSE OFF-BRAND MEAT WANDS
NOW THOSE ARE BAD
I COULDN'T THINK HOW ANYTHING NAMED "MEAT WANDS" COULD BE GOOD
Off-brand meats wand! From tokyo! They for to elect your meatPOLE!