A CARROT IS AS CLOSE AS A RABBIT GETS TO A DIAMOND

Author: Benco

Date: October 30, 2002

by Benco
10-30-02
MY DAD EARNS JACK SHIT EVERY YEAR AND I EARN MY OWN WAY THROUGH LIFE
YEAH YOUR DAD'S LIKE A PROFESSIONAL LOSER
DOES HE MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR YOU?
"SON, I KNOW IT MEANS A LOT TO YOU, SO HERE'S A COMPUTER"
"DAD THAT'S A BLOCK OF WOOD SAWED AND SANDED IN THE SHAPE OF A MONITOR"
"YES, I WORKED VERY HARD FOR IT"