Oddplace #3

Author: BigBoss_Inc

Date: February 21, 2005

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
Jason's complaint
Waiter, there seems to be a fly in my soup, I don't mean to be bitchy but I paid good money for this watered down substance that I don't even need since I'm a walking corpse that kills horny teenagers
Sir, there seems to be no fly in your soup, you don't even have any soup at all.
And why the hell not? What kind of service is this anyways? Clearly my soup should have been here by now!
Sir, you never ordered any soup. Now excuse me, I have more important customers to attend to.
30 seconds later...
You sir, just lost a customer.