Big D-When the hero breaks character for a second

Author: BigDLicious

Date: January 8, 2005

by BigDLicious
1-08-05
We join D as he leads a tour group at a haunted house.
Ok Now lets look at this freak!
Aren't you scared?
First off moron...Didn't anyone tell you this movie is in Technicolor?
Technicolor! Damnit I'm gonna kill my agent
So little to fear...
Oh and did I mention I'm the fucking hero and you lose?!
FUCK THIS! I'm outta here!